Gosh, Josh!

OMGosh, Josh, you're off to the Marine's now, doing push-up and pumping iron to prepare for pumping lead into people you don't know, nor why? I know that you saw no future at Jiffy Lube, but being a grease monkey certainly would've been my preference to dodging bullets. Hope you do well in taking care of yourself and comrades, come home safe and sound and in one piece! And that's an order, Marine!