Daylight saving!

It's almost time to set the ole clock's ahead one hour to get up in time to start saving. It always reminded me of Jim Croce's song; If I Could Save Time in a Bottle. But I figure I'm going to LOSE an hour of sleep tonight, so how is that suppose to save me time? This is an antiquated idea from a bygone agricultrual era, let's start a citizens movement to repeal Daylight Saving. And how on Earth am I suppose to change the hour on my sundial/birdbath? This daylight saving must be some sort of conspiracy theory and I have a few unmentionable theories to say about it, but not in polite company. I get paid by the hour; who's going to pay me for my lost hour of sleep? Certainly not a Government that is 9 trillion dollars in debt, that's for sure. But I digress here, the only good thing about the Saving is when I earn back my extra hour of sleep in the Autum, but that is usually wasted on an extra hour in the local pub! Now it's going to take me a whole week or two to get my body's internal clock reset to waking up an hour early. Goodnight and good luck, we'll need it!